Best WWE Promos Of All Time

There have been some incredible promos in the history of WWE and pro-wrestling in general. We thought that we would take a look and highlight some of them. Here are 5 of the best WWE promos of all-time.

A Few Of The Best WWE Promos Ever

Note: This is not a definitive ranking or a top 5 list. Just 5 bad-ass promos. Wrestling is subjective and let us know how you rank them!

5) “E-C-F***ING-W”

Speaker: Paul Heyman | Date: June 12, 2005

At ‘ECW One Night Stand’ in 2005, Paul Heyman shot from the hip. Among his victims of a verbal beat down that night were: Eric Bischoff, Edge, and JBL.

“I’ve waited a long time to say this to you Eric Bischoff. In case you didn’t notice, it’s not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV. You are in our house – b****!”

Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hide your wives – it’s Edge! Now Edge, I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you but I have two words for you – Matt Freakin’ Hardy!

And I almost forgot about you (JBL)! Mr Shoot Promo himself, ‘bounced cheques, ECW went out of business’. Hey John, on a personal note, from all of us just to you, since you want to shoot cowboy – the only reason you were WWE champion for a year is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays.”

This ain’t WCW, this ain’t Monday Night Raw, this ain’t Smackdown, this ain’t even WWE… this my friends is E-C-F***ING-W.”

You can watch the promo here:


4) The ‘Total Divas’ Pipe Bomb

Speaker: AJ Lee | Date: August 26, 2013

On the August 26th, 2013 episode of RAW, AJ Lee cut an awesome promo on the ‘Total Divas’ cast. With the Bella Twins and everybody else looking visibly pissed off, we didn’t know if it was a work or if it was a shoot.

“OMG you guys, I just watched last night’s episode of Total Divas and it was insane, oh my gosh. I mean, the Bellas were dealing with their obvious daddy issues. The Funkadactyls broke up and then got back together again. Natalya’s fiancé isn’t much of a man. And the other two were also there.
It was great, it really was, and it was the end of the world and it’s only Sunday nights on the E! network.

Do you wanna know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women.Women who have turned to reality television ’cause they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So, so, a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic manikin’s can waltz on through without even getting as much of a thank you?

You guys can’t even go backstage and shake my hand and look at me in the eyes because you know that I worked my entire life to get here, I gave my life to this and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good, I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors. You’re all worthless excuses for women and you will never be able to touch me. And that is reality”

You can watch the promo here:

Killed it.

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