By @YorkJavon. Impact opens in Cameron, North Carolina with Matt Hardy feeding George Washington the Giraffe asking him for advice about the 7 Deities telling him to revert to his Egyptian roots. For Matt to revert to his Egyptian roots and go on his odyssey he must house his powers in Jeff who then has a premonition about Matt going to Egypt. Maria invites us to the wedding of Laurel Van Ness and Braxton Sutter.
Cody and Brandi Rhodes kick off the show. Cody says the last time he was here it was cut short thanks to Lashely. But he states that he is here because of his wife who is being dubbed “Mini Moose” and he wants to thank Moose for helping Brandi with Decay last week and calls him out. Cody thanks Moose and says he is one of them. Moose says Brandi has his number and that now Cody has his number. Cody gets upset about his wife having Moose’s number but plays it off as a joke until he attacks Moose.
Video package hyping Tyrus vs Eli Drake
Tyrus vs Eli Drake: Tyrus via DQ (Eli hits the ref)
Post-Match: offers Tyrus and raise then they hug it out
Lady Squad gets ready for Laurel’s wedding
Matt returns from Egypt and is now his original form and called the king in gold. Matt also states that Sarsgaard is now the golden ark who will hold all the titles they win on their expedition.
Jade calls out Rosemary to try to take back the Knockouts Division. Rosemary says she is done with Blue but Blue isn’t done with her and challenges Red to a Last Knockouts Standing Match for the KO Title and Rosemary accepts.
Mike Bennett tries to get Braxton ready for his wedding
Bram vs Jessie Godderz: Jessie Godderz via pinfall
Matt and Jeff teleport to Mid-Atlantic Wrestling looking for the tag champions. They run into Matt and Louis aka The Mid-Atlantic Outlaws who are the #1Contenders. Matt and Jeff were ready to have a #1Contender’s Match until another states that the tag champs haven’t been defeated in 12 YEARS. He also supports The Hardys to be the one to beat them so they give them the match to challenge for the titles.
Allie shows up and the Lady Squad rubs the wedding in her face. Allie runs into Braxton who tries to explain why he must marry Laurel but she runs off.
The Hardys meet the tag champions but during their chat the other wrestlers get into a fight.
Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Championship Match:
The Broken Hardys vs Mathis and Rage (c): WINNER AND NEW MID-ATLANTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS The Broken Hardys
The Hardys teleport back to Cameron and put their new gold into the golden ark
Video of Josh Barnett hyping his world title match against Lashely and talking about his wrestling background.
Josh Barnett vs Bad Bones: Josh Barnett via tapout/submission
X-Division Championship Match:
DJZ vs Trevor Lee(c): Trevor Lee via pinfall
Post-Match: DJZ attacks Shane Helms. Trevor Lee saves Shane and they attempt to crush him with steel chairs bit Andrew Everett makes the save and clears the ring.
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Maria asks Braxton if he’s ready. Braxton has worries and does want to do it but she threatens and reminds him that he must marry Laurel or else.
Laurel and Braxton’s Wedding:
The Miracle (Best man) and Braxton make their way to the ring. Rockstar Spud and Aron Rex are “The Flower Guys”. Maria and Sienna(Bridesmaids) make their way to the ring. Allie comes to the ring with the rings and Braxton mouth hangs wide out. Laurel and Braxton say their vows. Laurel says I do but Braxton says no. Braxton says he’s in love with Allie. Braxton revealed what Maria was holding over his head that if he didn’t marry Laurel that Allie would be fired and that’s what she does but instead Allie quits. A fight ensues and Brooke and Robbie E join in the fray. In the end Braxton and Allie kiss.
