Good day ladies and gentlemen welcome to the most extreme PPV predictions column you will read this week. In fact I have already gone through two keyboards at this point typing up this article. However if I go through one more I may lose my privileges to write via disqualification despite the fact of this being an EXTREME RawView Predictions column. The Extreme Rules PPV will really set the table for the Summer for us wrestling..err…. sports entertainment fans. I believe that we will probably be able to begin a build to the top handful of matches for Summerslam on the Raw side after this Sunday. So as Judge Mills Lane famously said on Celebrity Death Match “LETS GET IT ON”!

Alicia Fox and Noam Dar vs Sasha Banks and Rich Swann (Mixed Tag Team Match)

 At this point only six matches have been officially been announced however I believe we will also likely get a Goldust vs. R-Truth match added as well. Currently I believe the kickoff match will be the mixed tag match with Rich Swann and The Boss Banks taking on Noam Darr and Alicia FOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX. Let me side track for just a moment since I’ve brought up The Banks Boss herself.

She is not being buried. She does not have backstage heat and she isn’t in the doghouse. I believe it’s actually quite the opposite as she is being used to try to help the 205 Live brand. Sasha Banks is getting segments sometimes multiple segments on Raw every week in this feud and is also being asked to help generate view on another program WWE has invested in. This match will be fine Alicia FOOOOOOOXXXXXX will hit a great northern lights suplex and proceed to make us cringe the rest of the match and the two cruiserweights will do just fine. You won’t care about the outcome until Sasha Banks makes Alicia FOOOOOOX tap out.

Winners: Sasha Banks and Rich Swann

Neville vs Austin Aries – WWE Cruiserweight Championship (Submission Match)

Ok I think I’m done with ranting and will move on to the next match and let’s stick with the cruiserweights so I can leave my font color in purple. You know because that’s how we know we are watching cruiserweights not because of the unbelievable things we are witnessing or the great characters but because of purple ropes.

Austin Aries against Neville for the Cruiserweight title in a submission match… you know a ground based match for guys who are unbelievable high-flyers. Anyway this match will be much better than any of their prior matches as both men can use psychology and will probably get a decent amount of time with the limited number of matches on the card. I’m torn as if Aries loses again how do you possibly put in around the title anytime soon however Neville just tapped out on Monday Night. Give me Austin Aries to finally pick-up the win.

Winner and New Champion: Austin Aries

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