Vince McMahon Stories That Will Make You Laugh

6) The Story Of When Vince Fought Kofi Kingston (While On A Plane)

Vince McMahon likes his wrestlers to prove themselves to him. Chris Jericho in his book, The Best In The World: At What I have No Idea, told the story of Vince McMahon fighting Kofi Kingston on a plane. We have to admit, this is one our favorite Vince McMahon stories on this list. Here is the story (via Wrestling Rumors):

“While on a plane, McMahon made a snide remark to Kingston, saying, “maybe one day you’ll get over.” Jericho wrote about Kingston looking visibly infuriated, and catching up with Kingston upon departing the plane. Jericho told Kingston to return to McMahon, and challenge him to a fight. At first, Kingston seemed to think everything was one big rib. Though, with Jericho having built a close relationship to McMahon, he knew McMahon was not joking.

Kingston would heed Jericho’s advice, asking McMahon if he had a problem with him. The two would throw verbal jabs each other’s way, eventually leading to a physical collision. It began when, out of nowhere, McMahon attempted a double leg take down of Kingston. The two then proceeded to wrestle around for a bit”

Vince ended up respecting Kofi for sticking up for himself. Moral of the story is that if you fight Vince, he will respect you more.

5) The Story Of When Vince Pooped His Pants (On Live TV)

One of the best Vince McMahon stories is when he pooped his pants and had to go out in front of the live WWE audience. Jim Ross told the story on the Opie & Anthony show and boy is it a good one… Saddle up.

The story goes that Jerry Briscoe, who is one of Vince McMahon’s closest friends, has a very weak stomach. Vince tried to rib him during a live show by farting in front of him backstage. The joke was on Vince though as he ended up pooping himself as his music hit to go out on television for an episode of RAW. Consequently, McMahon was forced to do the segment with a skid-mark on his pants in front of the live audience.

Lucky for Vince, Ross says that the camera crew was too afraid to shoot it (fearing the wrath of Vince), therefore, no footage exists.

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