5 Hilarious John Cena Drinking Stories

1) The Ultimate Display Of Drinking Dominance

If you were wondering how the night ended after Cena saved a marriage while drunk in Alaska, the story gets even better.

Jericho says that he and Cena had some more drinks in his hotel room to end the night. He blacked out but remembers waking up and seeing Cena still drinking and listening to his music:

“When we got upstairs I opened the door and that’s the last thing I remembered until I woke up fully clothed under the covers of my bed a few hours later. I had no idea where I was and almost screamed when I saw a dark figure sitting in the corner of the room. As my bloodshot eyes adjusted to the light, I realized the dark figure was Cena, still drinking and scrolling through my Ipod”

The story continues, with Cena showing off one last feat of dominance over Jericho when it came to drinking:

“In the ultimate show of drinking dominance, John had taken off my shoes, tucked me into bed, and was drinking My beer while listening to some of my tunes”

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Thanks for reading our list of John Cena drinking stories. If you think this was impressive, check out our list of drinking stories about Andre the Giant. 

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